1 00:00:01,609 --> 00:00:03,785 Previously on "Reginald the Vampire"... 2 00:00:03,872 --> 00:00:05,222 I think I have a superpower! 3 00:00:05,309 --> 00:00:06,527 - How did you get in here? - I glamoured him! 4 00:00:06,614 --> 00:00:08,094 No more glamouring other vampires, 5 00:00:08,181 --> 00:00:09,791 and not a word about this to anyone. 6 00:00:09,878 --> 00:00:12,055 Reginald can glamour other vampires. 7 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:13,404 That's impossible, and you know it. 8 00:00:13,491 --> 00:00:15,493 Reginald, he's behind this. 9 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:18,061 What happens if I fail the Assessment? 10 00:00:18,148 --> 00:00:20,106 - You die. - Need to contact Nikki. 11 00:00:20,193 --> 00:00:21,412 Nikki brings death and destruction 12 00:00:21,499 --> 00:00:22,804 wherever she travels. 13 00:00:22,891 --> 00:00:25,677 [grunts] 14 00:00:25,764 --> 00:00:28,201 Maybe you could help me train. 15 00:00:28,288 --> 00:00:30,725 I have a problem 16 00:00:30,812 --> 00:00:34,207 that requires your special touch. 17 00:00:36,383 --> 00:00:39,560 [car horns honking] 18 00:00:39,647 --> 00:00:41,214 Hold the doors. 19 00:00:44,826 --> 00:00:46,045 Thanks. 20 00:00:46,132 --> 00:00:47,394 [clears throat] No worries. 21 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:50,267 Floor? 22 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:51,659 Yours. 23 00:00:51,746 --> 00:00:54,619 [upbeat music] 24 00:00:54,706 --> 00:01:01,582 ♪ ♪ 25 00:01:02,627 --> 00:01:04,063 [elevator bell dings] 26 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:07,022 You're cute. 27 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:08,676 I'm happy to be whatever you want me to be. 28 00:01:10,678 --> 00:01:12,027 Anything? 29 00:01:13,855 --> 00:01:15,553 Surprise me. 30 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:16,815 [neck cracks] - Surprise! 31 00:01:17,772 --> 00:01:19,687 [body thuds] 32 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:25,128 Thanks for the room, lover. 33 00:01:27,042 --> 00:01:28,653 I think I'm gonna like it here. 34 00:01:30,785 --> 00:01:33,701 [breathing deeply] 35 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,270 I don't understand the point of this exercise. 36 00:01:37,357 --> 00:01:40,186 Visualize, believe, achieve. 37 00:01:40,273 --> 00:01:43,058 Or, conversely, I could buy a big hammer. 38 00:01:43,146 --> 00:01:44,973 When do I get to hit it? - Focus. 39 00:01:45,060 --> 00:01:46,584 Your body's an instrument. 40 00:01:46,671 --> 00:01:48,238 To use it properly, you need to be aware 41 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:49,848 of what's happening to and within it 42 00:01:49,935 --> 00:01:51,719 at all times. 43 00:01:51,806 --> 00:01:53,156 Let's try the Power Breath Protocol again. 44 00:01:53,243 --> 00:01:55,114 But all that did was make me feel dizzy. 45 00:01:55,201 --> 00:01:57,464 Reggie, come on. 30 quick breaths. 46 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:59,553 In through your nose, out through your mouth. 47 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:01,512 Then take a deep breath and exhale. 48 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:03,775 Hold it until you need to breathe in again. 49 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:05,255 [inhales deeply] 50 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:06,908 Why are you helping me? - I want you to live. 51 00:02:06,995 --> 00:02:08,867 That's good to know. 52 00:02:08,954 --> 00:02:10,651 What do you want? 53 00:02:10,738 --> 00:02:12,349 - Sarah. - Okay. 54 00:02:12,436 --> 00:02:15,134 Keep her in mind every time we train. 55 00:02:15,221 --> 00:02:17,702 Everything you do, you do for her. 56 00:02:17,789 --> 00:02:20,139 For example, Power Breath Protocol. 57 00:02:20,226 --> 00:02:21,619 [sighs] Okay. 58 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:25,144 [breathing deeply] 59 00:02:25,231 --> 00:02:28,365 Have you heard from Maurice? - No. You? 60 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:30,280 No. [inhales deeply] 61 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:32,151 How did you two meet? 62 00:02:32,238 --> 00:02:34,893 - I met Maurice in Ibiza. - Cool, that's fashionable. 63 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:37,025 It's a feeding ground. 64 00:02:37,112 --> 00:02:39,463 The best kind. - Oh? 65 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:42,379 We hunted together, fed together. 66 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:44,946 When I heard he put up here in Akron, I dropped in. 67 00:02:45,033 --> 00:02:46,644 Because you've always wanted to see 68 00:02:46,731 --> 00:02:48,602 the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? - That's in Cleveland. 69 00:02:48,689 --> 00:02:49,995 And the Wu-Tang Clan deserve to be in it. 70 00:02:50,082 --> 00:02:51,562 [chuckles] 71 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:54,260 Vampires nest. It's what we do. 72 00:02:54,347 --> 00:02:55,957 Not too many of our kind live alone. 73 00:02:56,044 --> 00:02:58,351 Maybe it's because time passes so slowly 74 00:02:58,438 --> 00:03:00,310 and there's so much of it. 75 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:01,789 What if you have a girlfriend? 76 00:03:01,876 --> 00:03:03,269 Vampires don't have girlfriends. 77 00:03:03,356 --> 00:03:04,879 Well, maybe I'll be the first one to do that. 78 00:03:05,924 --> 00:03:08,143 Maybe you will. 79 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:09,754 Did you think about what I asked you 80 00:03:09,841 --> 00:03:12,147 about leaving town before the Assessment? 81 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:15,368 I've been staring at a cinder block all afternoon, 82 00:03:15,455 --> 00:03:16,848 and now you want me to run and hide? 83 00:03:16,935 --> 00:03:18,545 I want you to be safe. 84 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:20,112 That's all. 85 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:21,679 Now, come on. 86 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:23,202 Okay. 87 00:03:23,289 --> 00:03:24,334 [breathing shallowly] 88 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:25,465 There you go. 89 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:29,252 - [groans] - Whoa, easy now. 90 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:30,427 Hang on. There you go. Come on. 91 00:03:34,692 --> 00:03:37,085 How are you feeling? 92 00:03:37,172 --> 00:03:39,349 Never better. Top of the world. 93 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:40,959 You're looking a little pale. 94 00:03:41,046 --> 00:03:44,354 Oh, I feel tremendous. 95 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:46,138 Well, in any case, drink this 96 00:03:46,225 --> 00:03:48,575 and eat as many of these as you can, okay? 97 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:50,969 Vitamin C increases your blood antioxidant levels 98 00:03:51,056 --> 00:03:52,666 by up to 30%. 99 00:03:52,753 --> 00:03:55,669 Oh. Sounds great. 100 00:03:55,756 --> 00:03:58,106 And maybe take some of these iron pills too. 101 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:00,500 I'm so sorry about this. 102 00:04:00,587 --> 00:04:01,936 This is the only way I know how to survive. 103 00:04:02,023 --> 00:04:04,374 Oh, it's no worries, Reginald. 104 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:05,984 I'm your huckleberry. 105 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:09,683 [sniffs] 106 00:04:09,770 --> 00:04:12,686 [eerie music] 107 00:04:12,773 --> 00:04:14,688 ♪ ♪ 108 00:04:14,775 --> 00:04:17,038 Ugh. 109 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:19,476 Whoo! 110 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:22,392 Oh, that hit the spot. 111 00:04:22,479 --> 00:04:24,742 - Always glad to be of service. - Hmm. 112 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:26,744 So is there anything else I can do for you today? 113 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:29,660 Oh, Todd, you've done more than enough already. 114 00:04:29,747 --> 00:04:31,618 Hey, I bet you can't guess what I did. 115 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:33,794 If you want me to, I will. 116 00:04:33,881 --> 00:04:36,101 I'll try a thousand guesses if that's what it takes. 117 00:04:36,188 --> 00:04:38,190 That's okay. Sarah and I went on a date. 118 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:41,628 - No way. - We did! 119 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,500 Ah, that is excellent news. 120 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:45,240 - Right? - How did it go? 121 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:48,374 Any time I spend with Sarah is just amazing. 122 00:04:48,461 --> 00:04:50,333 - Like a dream come true. - It is. 123 00:04:51,377 --> 00:04:52,987 This is nice. 124 00:04:53,074 --> 00:04:54,424 I feel like I don't really get to talk 125 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:56,861 to anyone about Sarah besides Sarah. 126 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:59,646 I mean, there's Maurice, but he's still pretty dubious 127 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,300 about the whole-- - Did you kiss her? 128 00:05:01,387 --> 00:05:02,997 - What? - Man, if I was you-- 129 00:05:03,084 --> 00:05:04,651 not that I ever could be, that's just crazy talk. 130 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:06,392 But if I was, 131 00:05:06,479 --> 00:05:07,785 I'd kiss her. 132 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:09,569 She's very kissable. 133 00:05:09,656 --> 00:05:11,136 She is. 134 00:05:11,223 --> 00:05:14,008 So? Did you kiss her? 135 00:05:14,095 --> 00:05:15,488 No. 136 00:05:15,575 --> 00:05:17,490 But there has to be an explanation for that. 137 00:05:17,577 --> 00:05:20,014 It's probably just because I didn't find the right moment. 138 00:05:20,101 --> 00:05:22,234 Right? 139 00:05:22,321 --> 00:05:24,367 Shouldn't every moment be the right moment for a kiss? 140 00:05:25,977 --> 00:05:27,195 Huh. 141 00:05:28,893 --> 00:05:30,416 You're right. 142 00:05:30,503 --> 00:05:33,376 You're absolutely right. Every moment should. 143 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:36,857 Whoa, we're late. 144 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:40,557 [echoing] Listen to me. 145 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:43,342 You were never here, and you never saw me today 146 00:05:43,429 --> 00:05:46,040 and gave me admittedly great advice about kissing. 147 00:05:46,127 --> 00:05:48,260 Go now, and take these doughnuts, 148 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:49,609 because it's the least I can do. 149 00:05:49,696 --> 00:05:52,612 [ethereal music] 150 00:05:52,699 --> 00:05:59,532 ♪ ♪ 151 00:06:05,756 --> 00:06:08,454 - Hi. - Oh, hi. 152 00:06:08,541 --> 00:06:10,543 I'll take a Chocoholic Blast-- 153 00:06:10,630 --> 00:06:12,327 With a pinch of Tropical Coconut. 154 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:13,938 Can you make it a dash this time? 155 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:15,069 I think I'm building up a tolerance. 156 00:06:15,156 --> 00:06:16,593 [scoffs] A dash? 157 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:17,898 It's, like, 1 1/2 pinches. 158 00:06:17,985 --> 00:06:21,162 Right, standard American units. 159 00:06:21,249 --> 00:06:23,861 I could stick around if you want, play some games. 160 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:26,907 Gee, I wish you could, but the Shack is slammed. 161 00:06:26,994 --> 00:06:28,343 And I'm tired. 162 00:06:30,215 --> 00:06:31,956 I didn't know you people got tired. 163 00:06:34,262 --> 00:06:35,568 Anyone ever tell you that's a very rude phrase 164 00:06:35,655 --> 00:06:36,874 to say to someone? 165 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:38,484 If you don't wanna hang, just say so. 166 00:06:38,571 --> 00:06:40,791 I'm not a kid. I can handle it. - Tomorrow. Promise. 167 00:06:43,271 --> 00:06:45,012 I miss you too, okay? 168 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:01,681 [chuckles] 169 00:07:01,768 --> 00:07:03,161 - Hey. - Hey. 170 00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:04,771 What are you doing? 171 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:07,731 I mean, I know what you're doing. 172 00:07:07,818 --> 00:07:09,515 Snack prep's a calling and a duty. 173 00:07:09,602 --> 00:07:12,344 Hmm, back home, we grew our own snacks. 174 00:07:12,431 --> 00:07:14,346 You can grow corn nuts? 175 00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:16,348 Not exactly. 176 00:07:16,435 --> 00:07:18,350 So no corn nuts? 177 00:07:18,437 --> 00:07:19,786 No corn chips? 178 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,875 No puffed or popped corn of any kind? 179 00:07:21,962 --> 00:07:23,964 Paying for it was unnecessary 180 00:07:24,051 --> 00:07:25,792 when you can make your own treats. 181 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:27,490 - Counterpoint. - Mm-hmm. 182 00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:30,667 Corn is tasty in all of its outward shapes, 183 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:33,408 and it keeps us employed. - Mm. [chuckles] 184 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,282 [heads thunk] 185 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:38,936 Oh! - I am so sorry. 186 00:07:39,023 --> 00:07:40,764 What were you-- 187 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:42,374 It was just a planned-- unplanned impulse. 188 00:07:42,461 --> 00:07:44,158 To headbutt me? 189 00:07:44,245 --> 00:07:46,683 Corn nut frenzy? That's possible. 190 00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:49,424 In all its outward shapes. 191 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:51,078 I'm-- 192 00:07:51,165 --> 00:07:53,994 [eerie music] 193 00:07:54,081 --> 00:07:57,520 You have blood on your nose. 194 00:07:57,607 --> 00:07:59,522 Oh. 195 00:07:59,609 --> 00:08:02,525 Oh, it's nothing, seriously. I'm-- 196 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:07,051 Okay? 197 00:08:10,315 --> 00:08:12,839 ♪ Call and respond for the show, they can holla back ♪ 198 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:15,450 ♪ Pour a little drink in my cup ♪ 199 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:17,975 ♪ Go blank as I loosen up ♪ 200 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:19,498 ♪ Close my eyes, let the beat ride ♪ 201 00:08:19,585 --> 00:08:21,152 [knock at door] 202 00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:23,241 ♪ Late night, I'm catchin' the vibe ♪ 203 00:08:23,328 --> 00:08:24,547 [knock at door] 204 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:35,296 [gasps] 205 00:08:35,383 --> 00:08:38,256 [dramatic music] 206 00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:40,606 ♪ ♪ 207 00:08:40,693 --> 00:08:42,608 Hey, Reggie. 208 00:08:42,695 --> 00:08:44,131 Hi, Maurice. 209 00:08:46,525 --> 00:08:47,787 Gonna invite me in? 210 00:08:49,310 --> 00:08:50,529 I'm pretty sure that's something 211 00:08:50,616 --> 00:08:52,662 they just made up on TV. 212 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,751 You still got good manners, right? 213 00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:56,056 Yeah. 214 00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:00,495 [sighs] 215 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:08,634 So... 216 00:09:08,721 --> 00:09:10,027 where were you? 217 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:12,464 I mean, were you gone? 218 00:09:12,551 --> 00:09:14,379 Not that I noticed or marked the time, 219 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:17,861 but I'm still pretty curious about your whereabouts. 220 00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:18,949 Nowhere special. 221 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:20,907 Oh, okay. 222 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,039 That makes sense. 223 00:09:23,344 --> 00:09:26,130 But I gotta say, 224 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:27,697 when I thought you were gone for good... 225 00:09:29,829 --> 00:09:32,919 That was--that was a big problem for me. 226 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,138 You're right. 227 00:09:35,748 --> 00:09:36,749 I should have done better by you. 228 00:09:36,836 --> 00:09:38,446 I will do better. 229 00:09:38,533 --> 00:09:40,927 I just-- 230 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:42,712 I don't know, I needed some time to clear my head. 231 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:45,149 I'm sorry too. 232 00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:48,848 Which assumes you're sorry? 233 00:09:48,935 --> 00:09:50,937 Yeah. 234 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,809 Yeah, I shouldn't have gone there. 235 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:55,289 Look, we can have a problem. We just gotta talk it out. 236 00:09:55,376 --> 00:09:56,595 Yeah. 237 00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,772 Glamouring Penelope and LeBron 238 00:09:59,859 --> 00:10:02,079 may not have been the best idea. 239 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,429 No. No, it wasn't. 240 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:11,523 So you wanna catch me up? 241 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:13,046 What have you been up to while I was away? 242 00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:14,700 [exhales heavily] 243 00:10:14,787 --> 00:10:18,922 Well, okay. [clears throat] 244 00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:20,750 I might become the first vampire ever 245 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:21,794 to have a girlfriend. 246 00:10:21,881 --> 00:10:22,882 That's a life goal. 247 00:10:22,969 --> 00:10:25,015 And hopefully it'll involve 248 00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:28,018 a first kiss if I don't headbutt Sarah again. 249 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:29,497 Wait, you headbutted Sarah? 250 00:10:29,584 --> 00:10:32,196 - Not on purpose, but... - I hope. 251 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:35,286 And Mike has been training me 252 00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:37,418 with the whole mind-body connection thing 253 00:10:37,505 --> 00:10:39,246 so I can break cinder blocks with my bare hands. 254 00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:41,945 - Mike's training you. - In your absence. 255 00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:44,208 And is Sarah still the most important thing 256 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,600 in your undead life? 257 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,298 By a factor of infinity. 258 00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:49,039 And you know I'm still not on board with that, right, 259 00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:52,085 you and Sarah? - Oh, trust me, I remember. 260 00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:55,262 No more glamouring vampires? 261 00:10:55,349 --> 00:11:00,137 No, no, completely retired from that scene. 262 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:03,444 Well, would you mind if I help Mike out 263 00:11:03,531 --> 00:11:04,794 with the training? 264 00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:07,405 Yeah, that would be great, thank you. 265 00:11:09,189 --> 00:11:10,451 Oh. 266 00:11:10,538 --> 00:11:13,454 [dramatic music] 267 00:11:13,541 --> 00:11:17,850 ♪ ♪ 268 00:11:17,937 --> 00:11:20,244 I really missed you when you were away. 269 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,292 [sighs] 270 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:30,645 I missed you too. 271 00:11:34,562 --> 00:11:37,304 [upbeat music playing over earbuds] 272 00:11:37,391 --> 00:11:39,132 ♪ ♪ 273 00:11:39,219 --> 00:11:42,527 ♪ Wasn't me that keep 'em beatin' ♪ 274 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:46,226 ♪ When I need it most ♪ 275 00:11:46,313 --> 00:11:48,533 ♪ Talkin' to you, and you believed it ♪ 276 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,491 [laughs] 277 00:11:50,578 --> 00:11:53,538 Wow. [chuckles nervously] 278 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:57,585 Hey, what would you say 279 00:11:57,672 --> 00:12:02,590 if I asked you out on another date? 280 00:12:02,677 --> 00:12:06,507 I would say, "Wow," and, "It's about time you asked." 281 00:12:06,594 --> 00:12:08,248 That's exactly what I was hoping you'd say. 282 00:12:08,335 --> 00:12:11,382 [laughs] But maybe I pick the place this time? 283 00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,079 - You don't like my place? - Oh, no, no. 284 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,994 It was great. 285 00:12:15,081 --> 00:12:17,388 Up until the projectile vomiting incident. 286 00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:18,345 It did not pair well with the wine. 287 00:12:18,432 --> 00:12:19,912 Mm. 288 00:12:19,999 --> 00:12:23,916 All right, you pick. 289 00:12:24,003 --> 00:12:26,440 If I'm being honest, I don't really care where we go. 290 00:12:26,527 --> 00:12:28,007 I just want to go with you. 291 00:12:28,094 --> 00:12:29,530 Aw. 292 00:12:29,617 --> 00:12:30,662 [chuckles nervously] 293 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,274 ♪ You believed it, you should've known it ♪ 294 00:12:34,361 --> 00:12:35,667 [laughs] 295 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:38,496 ♪ ♪ 296 00:12:57,645 --> 00:12:58,908 Is that what I think it is? 297 00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,518 Don't touch anything. 298 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,302 So it is. 299 00:13:02,389 --> 00:13:04,261 What in the world are you doing with herb-of-the-cross? 300 00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:06,263 Prepare for the worst, 301 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,960 hope for the best. 302 00:13:08,047 --> 00:13:10,484 Wise words to live by, it's true. 303 00:13:10,571 --> 00:13:13,487 But this herb will rob a vampire of all her power. 304 00:13:13,574 --> 00:13:14,662 Yeah. 305 00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:17,752 Yes, it will. 306 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,886 [ominous music] 307 00:13:20,973 --> 00:13:26,849 ♪ ♪ 308 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:29,895 [sputters] 309 00:13:29,982 --> 00:13:31,679 [door clicks shut] 310 00:13:31,766 --> 00:13:33,899 Levi? - Is that it? 311 00:13:33,986 --> 00:13:35,118 [chuckles] 312 00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:36,902 Come on, Sare-bear, bring it in. 313 00:13:36,989 --> 00:13:38,556 [gasps] 314 00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:41,559 [chuckles] Come here. Hey! 315 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:44,605 [laughs] 316 00:13:44,692 --> 00:13:46,390 What are-- what are you doing here? 317 00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:47,608 What do you think? 318 00:13:47,695 --> 00:13:49,175 I came here to see my baby sister. 319 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:52,657 Oh, well, great. 320 00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,050 I missed you. 321 00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,705 What's on your mind? 322 00:13:57,792 --> 00:14:00,491 Come on, you know I can tell. 323 00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,841 Levi, I'm not going back. 324 00:14:02,928 --> 00:14:04,364 Who said anything about going back? 325 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,933 - But-- - Look. 326 00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:10,022 You were always smarter than me. 327 00:14:10,109 --> 00:14:12,459 So--so, no, just-- 328 00:14:12,546 --> 00:14:14,331 It took me awhile, yeah, 329 00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:16,942 but I understand why you left the church. 330 00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,814 You do? 331 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,512 Yeah. 332 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:22,861 Exact same reason I left. 333 00:14:25,037 --> 00:14:27,997 You're out? 334 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,129 We've got a lot of catching up to do. 335 00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:33,002 [sighs] Come here. 336 00:14:35,656 --> 00:14:38,050 [sighs] 337 00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:41,619 I--I promise I'm gonna be better. 338 00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,142 I'm gonna be the brother that you deserve, 339 00:14:43,229 --> 00:14:44,578 and we are gonna be a family again. 340 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,756 I can't tell you how much that means to me. 341 00:14:48,843 --> 00:14:50,671 Me too, Sare-bear. 342 00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:53,239 [both chuckle] 343 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,762 You got a place? 344 00:14:54,849 --> 00:14:56,808 Oh, yeah, I got a room in some flop. 345 00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:59,202 It's not too bad. I got free local calls, cable. 346 00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:00,681 The pool's empty, but-- 347 00:15:00,768 --> 00:15:03,075 Okay, you're not staying at a motel. 348 00:15:03,162 --> 00:15:04,903 You're gonna stay with me. 349 00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:06,209 That's good. 350 00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,040 Hey, Reginald. 351 00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:15,044 You'll never guess who this is. 352 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:18,003 [dramatic music] 353 00:15:18,090 --> 00:15:19,526 ♪ ♪ 354 00:15:22,703 --> 00:15:25,837 [singing operatically] 355 00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:32,844 ♪ ♪ 356 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:35,716 [dramatic orchestral music] 357 00:15:35,803 --> 00:15:42,723 ♪ ♪ 358 00:15:51,732 --> 00:15:54,692 I'd like this handled as quickly as possible. 359 00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:58,217 Here's your target: Reginald Andres. 360 00:15:58,304 --> 00:15:59,784 He's a vampire? 361 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,483 [laughs] 362 00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:05,007 Wonders never cease. 363 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,229 Here. Prices have gone up since last time. 364 00:16:12,753 --> 00:16:16,627 - Wow. - Inflation gets us all. 365 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:19,456 I've prepared the contract in advance. 366 00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:22,502 Just fill in your package selection and sign it. 367 00:16:22,589 --> 00:16:24,548 I'll fax it to the Council. 368 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,986 Idiot. 369 00:16:28,073 --> 00:16:30,119 This job isn't sanctioned. 370 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,164 [gasps] 371 00:16:32,251 --> 00:16:35,428 Fun. It's a secret? 372 00:16:35,515 --> 00:16:37,996 I adore secrets. 373 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:41,608 [mysterious music] 374 00:16:41,695 --> 00:16:43,306 You'll be needing this one, then. 375 00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:48,224 Well, that is quite the markup. 376 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,443 Unsanctioned kills are risky. 377 00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:52,663 But with higher prices come the benefits. 378 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:57,015 See, the gore level goes up to seven bloody stakes. 379 00:16:57,102 --> 00:16:59,626 Council only allows three. 380 00:16:59,713 --> 00:17:02,325 Imagine living life with so little imagination. 381 00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:03,935 I don't want him to suffer. 382 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:06,024 I just want him dead. 383 00:17:06,111 --> 00:17:09,767 How's about a little UV light torture 384 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:12,552 or evisceration for half price? 385 00:17:12,639 --> 00:17:14,380 So you're upselling me now. 386 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,121 Well, I did come all this way 387 00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:17,383 to Akron. 388 00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,518 So no add-ons? - No. 389 00:17:26,305 --> 00:17:28,786 I'll start as soon as you transfer the deposit. 390 00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:30,831 No digital currencies, please. 391 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:36,533 Oh, thanks for letting me use your facilities. 392 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,274 Bodies are such trouble. 393 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,452 Do consider my special on families. 394 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:43,670 Good through the end of the month. 395 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:52,853 [exhales heavily] 396 00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:54,768 That woman is insane. 397 00:17:54,855 --> 00:17:57,945 That woman is a stone-cold killer 398 00:17:58,032 --> 00:17:59,817 for over 300 years. 399 00:18:01,253 --> 00:18:04,517 And a killer is just what I need. 400 00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:11,568 [light music] 401 00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:14,832 Welcome to Slushy Shack. How may I help you? 402 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,964 Sour Apple Scream. Thanks. 403 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,448 You know what? Never mind. 404 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,494 Is Reginald around? 405 00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:27,279 Yeah, Reginald's in the break room. 406 00:18:27,366 --> 00:18:29,368 He's our employee of the month. 407 00:18:29,455 --> 00:18:31,240 Again. 408 00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:33,198 - Nice. - Oh, excuse me, sir. 409 00:18:33,285 --> 00:18:36,854 You're actually--you're not supposed to go back there. 410 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,031 Hi, welcome to Slushy Shack. 411 00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:41,728 How may I help you? 412 00:18:41,815 --> 00:18:47,517 ♪ ♪ 413 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,562 Reggie, I need a word. 414 00:18:49,649 --> 00:18:50,650 What? 415 00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:55,220 - Quick question. - Okay. 416 00:18:55,307 --> 00:18:57,048 Let's talk about the holes in Todd's neck. 417 00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,397 That's more of a statement than it is a-- 418 00:18:58,484 --> 00:19:00,660 - Feeding on Todd stops now. - But-- 419 00:19:00,747 --> 00:19:02,662 Todd is a human, okay, not cattle. 420 00:19:02,749 --> 00:19:04,098 You can't just treat him like that. 421 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,839 - But what am I supposed to do? - You hunt. 422 00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:07,798 I suck at night stalking, okay? 423 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,800 Like, I tried it. 424 00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:12,455 The whole sucking bit, it's just not in my arsenal. 425 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:13,630 When was the last time you got out there? 426 00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:15,632 It's been a while. 427 00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:18,243 I've been on a hiatus. - That's not how it works, man. 428 00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:20,158 I found a steady food source. 429 00:19:20,245 --> 00:19:22,552 It's convenient, close at hand. 430 00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,423 I don't understand why I can't just keep doing it-- 431 00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:27,644 Todd's a crutch. Cut him loose. 432 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,689 Fine, okay. 433 00:19:30,951 --> 00:19:32,170 I'll cut him loose. 434 00:19:32,257 --> 00:19:35,129 But what about, like, tomorrow 435 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,044 or the next day or the day after that? 436 00:19:37,131 --> 00:19:38,437 You don't need to feed every day, okay? 437 00:19:38,524 --> 00:19:41,223 But when you get hungry, you do like we do. 438 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:44,965 You hunt. - Okay, hunt it is. 439 00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:51,102 [ominous music] 440 00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:53,278 Uriel, protector most high 441 00:19:53,365 --> 00:19:54,801 against the descendants of Cain, 442 00:19:54,888 --> 00:19:56,890 I pray thee grant me the strength and wisdom 443 00:19:56,977 --> 00:19:58,805 to deliver my sister unto thee. 444 00:19:58,892 --> 00:20:00,416 She has strayed, 445 00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:01,939 turned her back on the fold, 446 00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:03,941 and sullied herself among the unenlightened. 447 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,987 Help me bring her home, 448 00:20:07,074 --> 00:20:09,251 where she can be cleansed and sanctified 449 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,209 in the warmth of your purifying blood, 450 00:20:11,296 --> 00:20:13,429 that your light may shine upon her forever. 451 00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:17,607 Your faithful servant, Levi. 452 00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:20,044 [video game blipping] 453 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:21,741 Yes, new high score. 454 00:20:21,828 --> 00:20:23,787 All right, all right, step aside, rookie. 455 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,615 [video game blipping] 456 00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,704 Wait a sec. Are you humoring me? 457 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,358 What? 458 00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:30,576 Every time I make a new high score, 459 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,187 you beat it by 50 points exactly. 460 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,885 The perks of walking with the undead. 461 00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:37,104 We're excellent gamers. 462 00:20:37,191 --> 00:20:39,063 Well, there's only one thing to do. 463 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,370 Fair is fair. You need to turn me. 464 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,154 [chuckles] Hilarious. 465 00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:44,721 [quirky video game music playing] 466 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:45,939 Claire. 467 00:20:46,026 --> 00:20:46,897 Let me talk before you say no. 468 00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,115 No. 469 00:20:48,202 --> 00:20:49,639 But I prepared a speech. 470 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,858 - You are 12. - You don't get it. 471 00:20:51,945 --> 00:20:53,164 This isn't about me wanting to be 472 00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:54,557 a competitive arcade gamer. 473 00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:56,733 I need this. - No one needs this. 474 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,691 I'm gonna do you a favor and forget that you asked. 475 00:20:58,778 --> 00:20:59,953 Please? 476 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,607 I feel safer when I'm around you. 477 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,392 Maybe--maybe if I was like you, I'd always feel safe. 478 00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,045 Claire. 479 00:21:05,132 --> 00:21:06,699 Forget your age. 480 00:21:06,786 --> 00:21:08,919 A nonstarter in and of itself. 481 00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:11,051 Do you remember the Assessment I told you about? 482 00:21:11,138 --> 00:21:13,184 - Yeah. - If I fail, I die. 483 00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:15,665 And anyone I turn dies with me. 484 00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,710 The Council is very serious about their siring protocols. 485 00:21:17,797 --> 00:21:19,669 Okay, and that's really sad, but if you win-- 486 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:21,192 I'm not having this conversation. 487 00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:22,802 Fine. 488 00:21:22,889 --> 00:21:24,978 Wait. Let me ride home with you. 489 00:21:25,065 --> 00:21:27,241 Don't bother, Reginald. I can take care of myself. 490 00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:30,201 [suspenseful music] 491 00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:33,160 ♪ ♪ 492 00:21:33,247 --> 00:21:34,597 C-Claire? 493 00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:38,601 ♪ ♪ 494 00:21:41,647 --> 00:21:44,650 [birds chirping, ducks quacking] 495 00:21:46,173 --> 00:21:49,046 [intriguing music] 496 00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:52,092 ♪ ♪ 497 00:21:52,179 --> 00:21:54,704 Subject Todd Sleator, aka Just Todd, 498 00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:56,749 enters park at 3:04 p.m. 499 00:22:00,405 --> 00:22:01,841 Follow Todd right to the vampire 500 00:22:01,928 --> 00:22:03,669 that haunts Rubber City. 501 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:10,633 ♪ ♪ 502 00:22:19,685 --> 00:22:23,733 Subject Just Todd takes path toward the northeast exit. 503 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:25,082 3:21 p.m. 504 00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:27,084 Ooh! 505 00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:28,477 Appreciate the save. 506 00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:30,479 You have amazing reflexes. 507 00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,132 I love your outfit. 508 00:22:32,219 --> 00:22:34,004 It was Fanny's. 509 00:22:34,091 --> 00:22:36,572 She was a very naughty girl, so I hads to punish her. 510 00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:38,487 Is Just Todd being a naughty boy? 511 00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:40,532 You heard me? 512 00:22:40,619 --> 00:22:43,317 Don't be ashamed. I have excellent hearing. 513 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:46,146 And sounds always travel farther in the woods. 514 00:22:46,233 --> 00:22:47,670 Don't you agree? 515 00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:49,498 Actually, trees absorb sound energy, 516 00:22:49,585 --> 00:22:51,804 so the greater the density of the forest, 517 00:22:51,891 --> 00:22:54,459 the greater amount of energy absorbed. 518 00:22:54,546 --> 00:22:56,287 By the trees. 519 00:22:56,374 --> 00:22:58,158 Is Just Todd cheating on you? 520 00:22:58,245 --> 00:23:00,509 Does he need punishing? - Oh. 521 00:23:00,596 --> 00:23:02,162 No, it's nothing like that. We're not dating. 522 00:23:02,249 --> 00:23:05,078 He's not my type. 523 00:23:05,165 --> 00:23:06,863 Then why are you stalking him? 524 00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:10,344 I'm not entirely comfortable with that word. 525 00:23:12,999 --> 00:23:14,653 Consider me a concerned friend. 526 00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:16,220 He's fallen in with a bad crowd, 527 00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:17,351 and I'm just trying to help. 528 00:23:19,353 --> 00:23:23,053 I wonder what it would be like to have a friend like you. 529 00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:25,534 I'm sure if your friends thought you were in trouble, 530 00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:27,231 they would do the same. 531 00:23:27,318 --> 00:23:28,667 [laughs] 532 00:23:28,754 --> 00:23:30,669 I am the trouble. 533 00:23:30,756 --> 00:23:32,454 [both laugh] 534 00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,760 I--I don't believe that. 535 00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:36,109 It's true. 536 00:23:38,634 --> 00:23:40,244 Tell you what. 537 00:23:40,331 --> 00:23:43,073 If you ever find yourself in trouble, you can come to me. 538 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,815 I'll be your friend. 539 00:23:45,902 --> 00:23:48,295 But what if I don't want any friends? 540 00:23:48,382 --> 00:23:51,647 [suspenseful music] 541 00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:53,649 We can talk about that later. I gotta go. 542 00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:57,522 See you around? 543 00:23:57,609 --> 00:24:04,486 ♪ ♪ 544 00:24:08,838 --> 00:24:09,882 [truck horn blares] 545 00:24:09,969 --> 00:24:15,975 ♪ ♪ 546 00:24:16,062 --> 00:24:17,760 I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. 547 00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:19,109 That's where you're wrong, man. 548 00:24:19,196 --> 00:24:21,590 Only you can control this if you want to. 549 00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:24,506 Excuse me. What's going on here? 550 00:24:24,593 --> 00:24:25,985 [echoing] Listen to me. 551 00:24:29,946 --> 00:24:31,817 Drink. 552 00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:33,689 Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. What are you doing? 553 00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:36,996 You can't turn him. - I'm not turning him. Watch. 554 00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:40,565 The blood we take can heal them if we give it back, okay? 555 00:24:40,652 --> 00:24:42,436 And Todd won't turn unless he dies 556 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:44,221 with my blood in his system. 557 00:24:44,308 --> 00:24:47,224 [dramatic music] 558 00:24:47,311 --> 00:24:50,575 ♪ ♪ 559 00:24:50,662 --> 00:24:53,535 You've been feeling a bit under the weather lately. 560 00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:55,449 But you're all better now, okay? 561 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,147 And tomorrow you'll be your old self 562 00:24:57,234 --> 00:24:59,584 with no memory of Reginald feeding on you. 563 00:24:59,671 --> 00:25:01,891 Ever. Go now. 564 00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:03,153 Forget. 565 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:10,160 ♪ ♪ 566 00:25:12,815 --> 00:25:15,252 That well is dry, Reggie, okay? 567 00:25:15,339 --> 00:25:16,558 No more drinking from it. 568 00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:18,951 - Okay. - [sighs] 569 00:25:19,038 --> 00:25:20,344 [exhales heavily] 570 00:25:20,431 --> 00:25:22,085 It's like you didn't listen to a word I said 571 00:25:22,172 --> 00:25:24,087 about people and cattle. 572 00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:26,698 Look, I get it. 573 00:25:26,785 --> 00:25:28,831 The taste of blood, it's-- 574 00:25:28,918 --> 00:25:30,310 it's pure bliss. 575 00:25:30,397 --> 00:25:32,225 I'm not judging you. I'm concerned, okay? 576 00:25:32,312 --> 00:25:35,664 The impulses and tendencies you had as a human 577 00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:38,971 are only gonna be intensified by your new nature, okay? 578 00:25:39,058 --> 00:25:40,973 You keep going at the rate you're going, 579 00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:43,497 and you're gonna kill somebody. 580 00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:45,282 You're feeding because you want to, 581 00:25:45,369 --> 00:25:47,850 not because you need to. 582 00:25:47,937 --> 00:25:49,373 It's a craving born in your mind, 583 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,941 and that's where you need to control it. 584 00:25:52,028 --> 00:25:54,683 Just rewrite whatever's telling you blood is the answer 585 00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:57,990 with a more--I don't know-- positive solution. 586 00:26:00,166 --> 00:26:01,951 So you're suggesting 587 00:26:02,038 --> 00:26:05,215 cognitive behavioral therapy for vampires? 588 00:26:05,302 --> 00:26:07,304 Dude, just listen to your body, okay? 589 00:26:07,391 --> 00:26:09,436 Only feed when it tells you to. 590 00:26:11,743 --> 00:26:12,875 All right. 591 00:26:12,962 --> 00:26:14,267 It's gonna be a struggle, man. 592 00:26:14,354 --> 00:26:16,182 I know that. 593 00:26:16,269 --> 00:26:18,010 But when you need me, 594 00:26:18,097 --> 00:26:19,185 I'll be here. 595 00:26:19,272 --> 00:26:22,145 ♪ ♪ 596 00:26:22,232 --> 00:26:23,363 Thank you, Maurice. 597 00:26:24,930 --> 00:26:26,105 I got you, man. 598 00:26:29,979 --> 00:26:33,112 [zombies snarling, gunfire in video game] 599 00:26:33,199 --> 00:26:36,246 I love killing zombies. 600 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:38,291 Don't know why. I just do. 601 00:26:38,378 --> 00:26:40,990 Zombies aren't real. They're just a story. 602 00:26:41,077 --> 00:26:42,513 I was like that once. 603 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,384 [chuckles] Bullshit, you were. 604 00:26:47,692 --> 00:26:48,693 [console beeps off] 605 00:26:50,303 --> 00:26:51,783 Okay, look. 606 00:26:51,870 --> 00:26:55,569 There's a house of horrors in New Orleans. 607 00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:57,963 Part museum, part sideshow, 608 00:26:58,050 --> 00:27:00,705 but mostly just a dank basement 609 00:27:00,792 --> 00:27:02,925 filled with questionable taxidermy 610 00:27:03,012 --> 00:27:04,796 and doctored photos: 611 00:27:04,883 --> 00:27:07,190 bigfoot's footprint. 612 00:27:07,277 --> 00:27:09,627 But the main attraction 613 00:27:09,714 --> 00:27:11,760 was the real deal: 614 00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:13,892 a vampire, 615 00:27:13,979 --> 00:27:17,635 chained and starved, 616 00:27:17,722 --> 00:27:20,159 rotting from the inside out. 617 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,207 That was what they came for. 618 00:27:26,383 --> 00:27:28,864 That was something... 619 00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:32,868 Special. 620 00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:36,132 Every day... 621 00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:37,524 I hoped to die. 622 00:27:37,611 --> 00:27:39,309 But death wouldn't come. 623 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,661 People laughed 624 00:27:43,748 --> 00:27:45,228 and said I was a fake... 625 00:27:47,143 --> 00:27:50,015 That my pain and decay 626 00:27:50,102 --> 00:27:53,366 were just acting and makeup. 627 00:27:56,979 --> 00:27:59,982 But there was one thing they couldn't figure out. 628 00:28:02,941 --> 00:28:06,858 It was the only part of my torture that impressed them. 629 00:28:06,945 --> 00:28:09,861 [dramatic music] 630 00:28:09,948 --> 00:28:12,429 ♪ ♪ 631 00:28:12,516 --> 00:28:15,040 How did they come up with that smell? 632 00:28:18,304 --> 00:28:21,699 One day, a vampire stumbled onto that house of horrors. 633 00:28:23,048 --> 00:28:24,615 A warrior. 634 00:28:27,096 --> 00:28:30,403 And she fed me the heart of the man 635 00:28:30,490 --> 00:28:33,102 who starved and chained me. 636 00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:35,626 She took my pain away... 637 00:28:37,236 --> 00:28:39,586 And gave me back my eternal life. 638 00:28:39,673 --> 00:28:41,066 Angela. 639 00:28:48,334 --> 00:28:49,683 When? 640 00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:52,034 About ten years after you two split up. 641 00:28:52,121 --> 00:28:54,079 I made a promise that day, 642 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:56,342 a vow I would always keep. 643 00:29:01,260 --> 00:29:03,219 I'm her spy. 644 00:29:03,306 --> 00:29:05,351 I spied on you. 645 00:29:05,438 --> 00:29:07,049 I told her what Reginald can do, 646 00:29:07,136 --> 00:29:09,312 glamouring vampires. 647 00:29:09,399 --> 00:29:13,316 I had to tell you the truth, all of it, before she did. 648 00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:15,666 She's gonna kill him, Maurice, 649 00:29:15,753 --> 00:29:17,407 before the Assessment. 650 00:29:20,236 --> 00:29:22,238 I couldn't let that happen. 651 00:29:22,325 --> 00:29:24,675 I couldn't let Reginald die. 652 00:29:24,762 --> 00:29:26,720 I couldn't let you die either. - [sighs] 653 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,726 [sighs] 654 00:29:39,646 --> 00:29:41,170 Thank you for telling me. 655 00:29:48,003 --> 00:29:50,788 Now get the---- out of my house, 656 00:29:50,875 --> 00:29:52,442 and don't come back. 657 00:29:56,315 --> 00:29:57,664 [clears throat] 658 00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:13,593 ♪ Go back in time ♪ 659 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,945 ♪ To save you ♪ 660 00:30:17,032 --> 00:30:18,294 - Here you are. - I'm gonna go. 661 00:30:18,381 --> 00:30:19,817 Gonna head out. 662 00:30:19,904 --> 00:30:21,950 What's your rush, Regi-round? 663 00:30:22,037 --> 00:30:23,952 Oh, a date night. You know, karaoke. 664 00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:26,215 So that spells disaster. 665 00:30:26,302 --> 00:30:28,739 Expanding my horizons, though, so there's that. 666 00:30:28,826 --> 00:30:30,610 Gonna have to trade insults later, all right? 667 00:30:30,697 --> 00:30:31,742 Rain check. 668 00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:38,488 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? 669 00:30:38,575 --> 00:30:40,098 Your neck. 670 00:30:40,185 --> 00:30:41,708 What about my neck? 671 00:30:41,795 --> 00:30:44,581 You had a hole situation going on there. 672 00:30:44,668 --> 00:30:46,104 Two of them. You don't remember? 673 00:30:46,191 --> 00:30:48,759 - Remember what? - The bloody holes in your-- 674 00:30:48,846 --> 00:30:52,197 Oh, mercy, of course you forgot. 675 00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:54,243 Just like Sarah. 676 00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:56,810 But who... 677 00:30:56,898 --> 00:30:59,465 Welcome to Slushy Shack. How may I help you? 678 00:30:59,552 --> 00:31:01,728 Sour Apple Scream. 679 00:31:01,815 --> 00:31:03,774 And is Reginald still here? 680 00:31:03,861 --> 00:31:05,907 Coming right up. 681 00:31:05,994 --> 00:31:08,518 No, he's not. It's karaoke night. 682 00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:10,346 Yeah, I heard. 683 00:31:13,436 --> 00:31:15,003 Sour Apple Scream. 684 00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:16,613 Have we met before? 685 00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:19,703 Yeah, yeah, sure. I'm practically a regular here. 686 00:31:19,790 --> 00:31:22,488 I don't know why, but this feels like 687 00:31:22,575 --> 00:31:24,403 the very first time. 688 00:31:25,883 --> 00:31:27,232 Sour Apple? 689 00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:28,581 As if my life depended on it. 690 00:31:28,668 --> 00:31:31,497 [tense music] 691 00:31:31,584 --> 00:31:38,504 ♪ ♪ 692 00:31:39,723 --> 00:31:42,508 [phone ringing and buzzing] 693 00:31:47,557 --> 00:31:49,602 Hey, Mr. Butterworth. 694 00:31:49,689 --> 00:31:51,822 I'm in sort of a hurry, so... 695 00:31:52,736 --> 00:31:54,520 What? 696 00:31:54,607 --> 00:31:57,697 Oh, sorry, that's my brother's van. 697 00:31:57,784 --> 00:32:00,352 Yeah, sure, I'll move it right away. 698 00:32:00,439 --> 00:32:01,832 No problem. [phone beeps] 699 00:32:01,919 --> 00:32:02,964 Okay. 700 00:32:07,794 --> 00:32:10,710 [dramatic music] 701 00:32:10,797 --> 00:32:17,717 ♪ ♪ 702 00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:29,164 What the hell, Levi? 703 00:32:29,251 --> 00:32:36,171 ♪ ♪ 704 00:32:36,258 --> 00:32:39,130 [intriguing music] 705 00:32:39,217 --> 00:32:46,094 ♪ ♪ 706 00:32:47,573 --> 00:32:50,402 [thermometer beeping] 707 00:32:50,489 --> 00:32:57,366 ♪ ♪ 708 00:33:11,858 --> 00:33:14,731 [dramatic music] 709 00:33:14,818 --> 00:33:16,080 ♪ ♪ 710 00:33:16,167 --> 00:33:17,212 [door clicks open] 711 00:33:17,299 --> 00:33:19,518 I hope you like Thai, 712 00:33:19,605 --> 00:33:21,129 'cause I-- 713 00:33:24,306 --> 00:33:25,568 What the hell? You went in my van? 714 00:33:25,655 --> 00:33:28,658 Right, Levi, because that's the problem. 715 00:33:28,745 --> 00:33:30,660 You lied to me. 716 00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:32,923 You said you were out, that we'd be a family again. 717 00:33:33,010 --> 00:33:34,272 We are a family. 718 00:33:34,359 --> 00:33:36,013 Oh, no. 719 00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:38,320 This is something else. 720 00:33:38,407 --> 00:33:41,018 A mattress with handcuffs in the back? 721 00:33:41,105 --> 00:33:43,020 The--the handcuffs were a last resort. 722 00:33:43,107 --> 00:33:45,196 I was never-- - Resorting to what? 723 00:33:45,283 --> 00:33:47,503 Okay, truth time. Are you happy here? 724 00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:49,200 Really, in Akron? 725 00:33:49,287 --> 00:33:51,681 Yes, I am. 726 00:33:51,768 --> 00:33:54,075 This feels like a place to start. 727 00:33:54,162 --> 00:33:57,034 And I'm just starting. - Starting to what? 728 00:33:57,121 --> 00:33:59,210 I met someone. 729 00:33:59,297 --> 00:34:01,908 And it feels like it could be something really special. 730 00:34:01,995 --> 00:34:03,954 You don't belong here. 731 00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:05,782 You had a year to come to your senses. 732 00:34:05,869 --> 00:34:07,349 Well, time's up. I'm taking you home. 733 00:34:07,436 --> 00:34:09,002 I am home. 734 00:34:10,874 --> 00:34:12,571 [eerie music] 735 00:34:12,658 --> 00:34:15,705 This is not something that you get to decide for me. 736 00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:17,663 Not anymore. 737 00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:19,404 I am not leaving. 738 00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:20,710 You're turning your back on your faith. 739 00:34:20,797 --> 00:34:22,320 It was never my faith. 740 00:34:22,407 --> 00:34:24,670 I didn't choose it. - It chose you. 741 00:34:24,757 --> 00:34:26,063 You belong with the Enlightened. 742 00:34:26,150 --> 00:34:28,065 Oh,---- the Enlightened! 743 00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:36,334 [sighs] 744 00:34:36,421 --> 00:34:37,857 [rapid knocking at door] 745 00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:42,688 Hey, Reginald. 746 00:34:42,775 --> 00:34:44,168 Come on in. 747 00:34:45,256 --> 00:34:46,475 Am I early? 748 00:34:46,562 --> 00:34:48,651 No, no, you are right on time. 749 00:34:48,738 --> 00:34:50,566 My brother was just leaving. 750 00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:53,525 [tense music] 751 00:34:53,612 --> 00:34:54,700 ♪ ♪ 752 00:34:54,787 --> 00:34:55,875 Now. 753 00:34:59,270 --> 00:35:02,055 You want more time. Fine. 754 00:35:02,143 --> 00:35:03,535 But in the end, you'll come home to us, 755 00:35:03,622 --> 00:35:04,971 where you belong. 756 00:35:08,888 --> 00:35:11,152 I'll be seeing you, Sare-bear. 757 00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:12,979 [echoing] Listen to me. 758 00:35:13,066 --> 00:35:15,765 You're gonna get in your van and drive home. 759 00:35:15,852 --> 00:35:18,420 Tell them that you tried but failed to find Sarah 760 00:35:18,507 --> 00:35:20,335 because you didn't. 761 00:35:20,422 --> 00:35:22,554 Understand? You were never here. 762 00:35:22,641 --> 00:35:25,383 [ethereal music] 763 00:35:25,470 --> 00:35:28,778 ♪ ♪ 764 00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:30,475 Okay, what kind of sorcery was that, 765 00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:31,650 and can you teach it to me? 766 00:35:31,737 --> 00:35:34,175 It was just... 767 00:35:34,262 --> 00:35:36,960 the power of positive thinking. 768 00:35:37,047 --> 00:35:39,615 It's a book that my nana used to read to me. 769 00:35:39,702 --> 00:35:41,182 It's powerful stuff. 770 00:35:43,401 --> 00:35:46,404 Or he just probably didn't want to fight in front of me. 771 00:35:46,491 --> 00:35:48,014 That's probably more likely. 772 00:35:48,101 --> 00:35:50,756 But how are--how are you? 773 00:35:50,843 --> 00:35:52,889 That was really brave of you, standing up to him like that. 774 00:35:52,976 --> 00:35:54,760 Well, I don't know what good it'll do. 775 00:35:54,847 --> 00:35:56,371 He'll be back. 776 00:35:56,458 --> 00:35:57,850 I don't know. 777 00:35:57,937 --> 00:35:59,243 He might surprise you. 778 00:35:59,330 --> 00:36:00,940 But forget about your brother for now. 779 00:36:01,027 --> 00:36:02,203 Who? 780 00:36:04,814 --> 00:36:08,687 Tonight is about one thing only: 781 00:36:08,774 --> 00:36:09,993 me and you. 782 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,124 Are you ready for that? 783 00:36:11,212 --> 00:36:13,910 Oh, I'm ready. 784 00:36:13,997 --> 00:36:15,607 - Whoa. - [laughs] 785 00:36:17,522 --> 00:36:18,741 Mm, oh. - Oh, yeah. 786 00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:19,872 Get the door. 787 00:36:22,788 --> 00:36:25,791 [both giggling] 788 00:36:26,923 --> 00:36:29,621 Ooh! 789 00:36:29,708 --> 00:36:31,232 Cool. - Oh, he showed up! 790 00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:32,798 Who? 791 00:36:32,885 --> 00:36:34,147 Maurice. [chuckles nervously] 792 00:36:34,235 --> 00:36:35,888 Oh, are you two-- 793 00:36:35,975 --> 00:36:37,760 - That's, like, my best friend. - Oh. 794 00:36:37,847 --> 00:36:40,110 - Yeah. - Okay. Nice. 795 00:36:40,197 --> 00:36:41,807 May you escort me to our table? 796 00:36:41,894 --> 00:36:43,418 I may. 797 00:36:47,987 --> 00:36:50,033 [both giggling] 798 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,600 I didn't think you'd show up. 799 00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:53,558 Hey. Oh, man. 800 00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:55,821 Worst part about karaoke in my experience 801 00:36:55,908 --> 00:36:57,606 is listening to people talk about what you missed 802 00:36:57,693 --> 00:36:58,911 the next day. 803 00:36:58,998 --> 00:37:01,218 No, I intend to witness this firsthand. 804 00:37:01,305 --> 00:37:03,264 Oh, sorry. 805 00:37:03,351 --> 00:37:05,744 Sarah, this is Maurice. 806 00:37:05,831 --> 00:37:07,180 I know Maurice from the Shack. 807 00:37:07,268 --> 00:37:08,747 Well, not officially. - Well, now you do. 808 00:37:08,834 --> 00:37:10,358 [laughter] 809 00:37:10,445 --> 00:37:12,273 Have you picked a song yet? 810 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:13,839 Because we gotta get them in early. 811 00:37:13,926 --> 00:37:17,060 No, sorry, actually, I don't sing in public, so... 812 00:37:17,147 --> 00:37:18,757 Oh. Hmm. 813 00:37:18,844 --> 00:37:20,106 [chuckles] 814 00:37:20,193 --> 00:37:22,195 No, no, no, no. 815 00:37:22,283 --> 00:37:23,719 [gasps] 816 00:37:23,806 --> 00:37:26,330 This one. - That's my jam 817 00:37:26,417 --> 00:37:28,985 I know. You hum it all the time on mop duty. 818 00:37:29,072 --> 00:37:30,465 You noticed that? 819 00:37:30,552 --> 00:37:32,945 I notice everything about you. 820 00:37:33,032 --> 00:37:34,991 You love pizza, slasher movies-- 821 00:37:35,078 --> 00:37:36,645 especially the meta kind-- 822 00:37:36,732 --> 00:37:38,777 the sound that Velcro makes when you pull it apart, 823 00:37:38,864 --> 00:37:41,911 and your favorite slushy is Pineapple Surprise. 824 00:37:41,998 --> 00:37:43,695 [giggles] 825 00:37:43,782 --> 00:37:46,785 - Okay, okay. - [giggles] 826 00:37:46,872 --> 00:37:48,047 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 827 00:37:53,836 --> 00:37:58,101 So you--you didn't expect to see me here. 828 00:37:58,188 --> 00:37:59,407 Reginald forgot to mention it. 829 00:37:59,494 --> 00:38:01,974 - You don't mind? - No. You're his friend. 830 00:38:02,061 --> 00:38:03,280 I appreciate that. 831 00:38:03,367 --> 00:38:05,456 Not everyone would be so understanding. 832 00:38:05,543 --> 00:38:07,240 Well, they don't know Reginald. 833 00:38:07,328 --> 00:38:10,331 He's the best guy I ever met. 834 00:38:10,418 --> 00:38:11,506 [laughs] 835 00:38:11,593 --> 00:38:12,898 You really like him, huh? 836 00:38:12,985 --> 00:38:15,074 Yeah, I really do. 837 00:38:15,161 --> 00:38:17,163 Good. 838 00:38:17,250 --> 00:38:19,340 He deserves that. 839 00:38:19,427 --> 00:38:21,603 [off-key] ♪ For you ♪ 840 00:38:21,690 --> 00:38:25,084 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 841 00:38:25,171 --> 00:38:28,392 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 842 00:38:28,479 --> 00:38:31,352 [applause] 843 00:38:35,486 --> 00:38:38,402 [tense music] 844 00:38:38,489 --> 00:38:45,366 ♪ ♪ 845 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,718 - Stiff competition tonight. - [laughs] 846 00:38:49,805 --> 00:38:56,464 ♪ ♪ 847 00:39:08,258 --> 00:39:10,739 What's up? 848 00:39:10,826 --> 00:39:12,741 Hey, why don't we take the party somewhere else? 849 00:39:12,828 --> 00:39:14,656 I've heard of a good bar a couple blocks over. 850 00:39:14,743 --> 00:39:16,222 Let's check it out. 851 00:39:16,309 --> 00:39:17,310 We didn't get to sing our song yet. 852 00:39:17,398 --> 00:39:18,660 I never understood that, 853 00:39:18,747 --> 00:39:20,705 leaving one bar and go to another. 854 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:22,359 Reggie, I got a really strong feeling 855 00:39:22,446 --> 00:39:23,926 that we are not supposed to be here. 856 00:39:24,013 --> 00:39:26,189 Next up, we have Reginald and Sarah. 857 00:39:26,276 --> 00:39:27,669 [gasps] both: That's us! 858 00:39:27,756 --> 00:39:29,018 - Yeah. - We're up. 859 00:39:29,105 --> 00:39:32,021 - Yeah. - Yeah. Okay. 860 00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:33,544 - Here, let me get that. - That's okay. Oh! 861 00:39:33,631 --> 00:39:35,024 Oh, thank you. 862 00:39:35,111 --> 00:39:37,766 ["Total Eclipse of the Heart" playing] 863 00:39:37,853 --> 00:39:40,464 ♪ ♪ 864 00:39:40,551 --> 00:39:42,466 ♪ Turn around ♪ 865 00:39:42,553 --> 00:39:45,643 ♪ Every now and then, I get a little bit lonely ♪ 866 00:39:45,730 --> 00:39:47,776 ♪ And you're never coming round ♪ 867 00:39:47,863 --> 00:39:49,560 ♪ Turn around ♪ 868 00:39:49,647 --> 00:39:53,477 ♪ Every now and then, I get a little bit tired ♪ 869 00:39:53,564 --> 00:39:55,131 ♪ Of listening to the sound of my tears ♪ 870 00:39:55,218 --> 00:39:57,133 ♪ Turn around ♪ 871 00:39:57,220 --> 00:40:00,441 ♪ Every now and then, I get a little bit nervous ♪ 872 00:40:00,528 --> 00:40:02,443 ♪ That the best of all the years have gone by ♪ 873 00:40:02,530 --> 00:40:04,357 ♪ Turn around ♪ 874 00:40:04,445 --> 00:40:08,144 ♪ Every now and then, I get a little bit terrified ♪ 875 00:40:08,231 --> 00:40:10,189 ♪ And then I see the look in your eyes ♪ 876 00:40:10,276 --> 00:40:13,758 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 877 00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:15,804 ♪ Every now and then, I fall apart ♪ 878 00:40:15,891 --> 00:40:18,284 [tense music] 879 00:40:18,371 --> 00:40:20,156 ♪ I get a little bit terrified ♪ 880 00:40:20,243 --> 00:40:23,246 ♪ But then I see the look in your eyes ♪ 881 00:40:23,333 --> 00:40:25,988 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 882 00:40:26,075 --> 00:40:28,425 ♪ Every now and then, I fall apart ♪ 883 00:40:28,512 --> 00:40:31,515 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 884 00:40:31,602 --> 00:40:34,779 ♪ Every now and then, I fall apart ♪ 885 00:40:34,866 --> 00:40:38,174 both: ♪ And I need you now tonight ♪ 886 00:40:38,261 --> 00:40:41,525 ♪ And I need you more than ever ♪ 887 00:40:41,612 --> 00:40:45,224 ♪ And if you only hold me tight ♪ 888 00:40:45,311 --> 00:40:48,793 ♪ We'll be holding on forever ♪ 889 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:52,623 ♪ And we'll only be making it right ♪ 890 00:40:52,710 --> 00:40:55,017 ♪ 'Cause we'll never be wrong ♪ 891 00:40:55,104 --> 00:40:58,455 ♪ Together we can take it to the end of the line ♪ 892 00:40:58,542 --> 00:41:02,241 ♪ Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time ♪ 893 00:41:02,328 --> 00:41:04,156 ♪ All of the time ♪ 894 00:41:04,243 --> 00:41:05,462 both: ♪ I don't know what to do ♪ 895 00:41:05,549 --> 00:41:07,682 ♪ I'm always in the dark ♪ 896 00:41:07,769 --> 00:41:11,294 ♪ Living in a powder keg and giving off sparks ♪ 897 00:41:11,381 --> 00:41:14,253 ♪ I really need you tonight ♪ 898 00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:17,909 ♪ Forever's gonna start tonight ♪ 899 00:41:17,996 --> 00:41:21,086 ♪ Forever's gonna start tonight ♪ 900 00:41:21,173 --> 00:41:23,524 ♪ Time ♪ both: ♪ I was falling in love ♪ 901 00:41:23,611 --> 00:41:26,309 ♪ But now I'm only falling apart ♪ 902 00:41:26,396 --> 00:41:29,007 ♪ ♪ 903 00:41:29,094 --> 00:41:30,835 ♪ There's nothing I can do ♪ 904 00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:33,751 ♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪ 905 00:41:33,838 --> 00:41:40,715 ♪ ♪ 906 00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:44,022 ♪ Once upon a time, there was light in my life ♪ 907 00:41:44,109 --> 00:41:47,591 ♪ Now there's only life in the dark ♪ 908 00:41:47,678 --> 00:41:49,506 both: ♪ Nothing I can say ♪ 909 00:41:49,593 --> 00:41:52,596 ♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪ 910 00:41:52,683 --> 00:41:59,560 ♪ ♪ 911 00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:04,173 ♪ Every now and then, I fall apart ♪ 912 00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:07,785 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 913 00:42:07,872 --> 00:42:09,439 ♪ Every now and then, I fall apart ♪ 914 00:42:09,526 --> 00:42:11,006 both: ♪ I don't know what to do ♪ 915 00:42:11,093 --> 00:42:13,008 all: ♪ I'm always in the dark ♪ 916 00:42:13,095 --> 00:42:15,184 [mouthing words] all: ♪ Living in a powder keg ♪ 917 00:42:15,271 --> 00:42:16,881 ♪ And giving off sparks ♪ 918 00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:18,579 ♪ ♪ 919 00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:21,799 all: ♪ Once upon a time, I was falling in love ♪ 920 00:42:21,886 --> 00:42:25,194 ♪ Now I'm only falling apart ♪ 921 00:42:25,281 --> 00:42:27,370 ♪ ♪ 922 00:42:27,457 --> 00:42:28,937 ♪ Nothing I can say ♪ 923 00:42:29,024 --> 00:42:32,897 ♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪ 924 00:42:32,984 --> 00:42:36,771 [cheers and applause] 925 00:42:36,858 --> 00:42:39,556 [dramatic electroacoustic music] 926 00:42:39,643 --> 00:42:44,213 ♪ ♪